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beth's wise-ass rants & raves, since 2006

December 10

Why Do Today…

Better Half: “You could wrap the Christmas gifts.”

Me: “Yeah, but we still haven’t gotten all of them yet.”

Better Half: “So?”

Me: “So I want to wait til they all come before I wrap them”

Better Half: “But that’s like saying that we shouldn’t do any dishes now because we’ll have more dirty dishes again.”

Me: “Exactly. I’m glad you understand this concept.”

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