My Better Half™: "Her little dimple is SO cute!" Me: "She has a dimple?! Where??" My Better Half™: "Right there!" Me: "Oh my God, she DOES! It IS cute! How have I not noticed that before? Do you have a dimple?" My Better Half™: "Yeah, over here." Me: "Do I have a dimple?" My Better Half™: "I can't tell if that's a dimple or a wrink-le..." Me: "What?? A WRINKLE??" My Better Half™: "uh, nothing..." <walks away> Note to Self: More sunscreen and moisturizer. Daily. … [Read more...] about In Which I Discover the Effects of Living in Arizona Too Long
I’ve been free of the museum job and the Boss for two months now, and met my friends for a drink after work this evening. The first thing my BFF said was “You look GREAT! The lines on your face have gone WAY down!” So it’s not just me. I felt like that my museum job took years off my life, and other people saw it too. Can I sue for pain, suffering, and the cost of Restylane? … [Read more...] about How Bad Did I Look Before?