My 2008 has been made. I have hated this guy ever since I encountered him on CNN YELLING at me and just generally being a prick. Today Dick Quest got arrested!
It’s tempting at this time of every year to look back and reflect on what has passed in the previous 360 or so days. So why resist temptation? In no particular order…
Raves to you, Slate Ad Report Card. I often think that if I could dream up a job, it would be ad critic. That way I could still apply all of my analytical skills & intelligence but to something I really care about: TV. Still I have to say (albeit humbly), you missed a few on your worst of the year-list. What about the Cingular Stop the Catbox piece? Even when I didn’t know what a casbah was, I still knew the name of the song! Not to mention, last I checked you gotta know the name of a song to download it, you retards. And don’t even get me started on that Gap ad featuring Common.
Rants to you, Fergie. You drive me all the way from the C to the R to the A to the Z-E-Y.
Rants to you, Twitwit. I’m still putting out fires started as a result of your staggering incompetencies.
Rants to you, Time magazine. I assure you, they were not thinking of me when they chose You as 2006 Person of the Year.
Raves to you, vacation time. June spared me barely two weeks between the day I landed a job and the day I had to start work. Knowing I might never know this “vacation” again, I immediately took flight. Visiting friends and family accompanied my long stints of doing absolutely nothing and relishing every moment of it. Good thing, too, because with all of my job duties, I may never see you again, Vaca.