Me: What time are we meeting our friends at the Children’s museum? 9:00?
My Better Half: uh, not til 11:00…
Me: <raising one eyebrow>
My Better Half: I tried to get them to agree to meet around 9:00 but then they said “Why so early?!”
Me: Their kids must sleep in.
Me: F*ck them.
I can at least take solace in the fact that last night the Yankees (their team) lost to the Red Sox (ours). While I drink my coffee and pray for an early nap.