Daycare is right next door to Trader Joe’s. That produced the following conversation this morning.
My Better Half™: I HATE the people who come to Trader Joe’s first thing in the morning.
My Better Half™: Because. They are just there to shop for lavish things. They clearly have nowhere they have to be right now. All they have ahead of them today is a leisurely schedule of making extravagant meals out of their delicacies. Do YOU spend your mornings menu planning for the day and then leisurely shopping at Trader Joe’s?
Me: Uh, no?
My Better Half™: Right! Because you have to be somewhere. At a JOB. My point is this: they don’t have to go to a JOB. I FUCKING HATE THEM.