When you miss the first swim class…

So Baby had her first swim class today. Her first, but not the first, because class started last Saturday, but all three of us were sick. So this week was our first week, and the class has all these silly baby songs. We, of course, knew none of them, but the other moms knew them all by heart. I was wondering if the other moms knew them just by virtue of being moms, making me some sort of unfit mother. But then My Better Half blurted out, rather loudly, “Jesus Christ! Did they get issued some sort of moms’ song book last week?!”

I about died. A little of embarrassment, but mostly of laughter.