Me, explaining why Nina Garcia just plain sucks: She’s just so bitter. I’d be surprised if anything makes her happy. Ever.
My Better Half: I can guarantee you she finds contentment & joy in *something*.
Me: Oh yeah? Like what? She scowls at & finds fault with absolutely everything.
My Better Half: First, she’s *supposed* to find fault with everything. But I bet she googles videos of sad crying babies. That’s the sort of thing that brings her warm fuzzies.
Me: Good point. About the sad baby videos that is.