Panic at the Workplace

Today I learned that my workplace has a panic room. Seriously.

It’s on the upper level, which I’ve only been on a couple of times. Okay, but here’s the thing about the overdesigned wonder in which I work. The upper level is all glass. The exterior walls are glass, the interior room partitions are all glass. Glass, glass, glass. And in keeping with the architecture, the panic room’s walls are also…you guessed it!

What’s more, is that since the panic room is in the center of the building, it’s basically a panic fish bowl.