Smells like bacon

Me: I hate these spray sunscreens. I just don’t think they protect at all. I feel like I’m just sizzling. Like they just seem like cooking oil or something, they’re so oily.

My Better Half™: So do you think they just repackage Spam & throw a sunscreen label on the bottle?

Me: Pam. Not spam. Not an aerosolized pork product.

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