Please to Explain, PHX

Since moving here, I have been completely baffled by all of the tanning salons everywhere. We get more than 300 sunny days a year. Why do you need a tanning salon? It doesn’t make any sense.

On second thought, I think that I’ll open up a chain of tanning salons. They’ll just be a facade. You’ll walk through a door, and it will just be a roofless enclosure.

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