Please to Explain, PHX

Since moving here, I have been completely baffled by all of the tanning salons everywhere. We get more than 300 sunny days a year. Why do you need a tanning salon? It doesn’t make any sense.

On second thought, I think that I’ll open up a chain of tanning salons. They’ll just be a facade. You’ll walk through a door, and it will just be a roofless enclosure.

Unfiltered Thoughts: Aging

As the bag boy at the grocery store handed me my groceries, he said “Have a nice night, ma’am.”

Ma’am?! When did I go from being a “miss” to a “ma’am”?! This is not good. Adding sunscreen to my daily routine from now on.