Shart week

Dawdler Toddler Preschooler: Mom, we learned DON'T touch sharps. They're sharp! Me: Sharps? Dawdler Toddler Preschooler: No, wait. Not sharps. <thinking...> Sharts. Me: Sharts? Dawdler Toddler Preschooler: Yes, sharts. Swimming…

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Good friends are hard to find

Yesterday I was lamenting about the difficulty of making new friends at work (among other things). Here's a perfect example. I have a coworker who I've often thought should be…

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How to avoid bath time antics

Recipe for ensuring your kids smell straight-from-the-bath fresh and clean with a minimum of difficulty and effort: Have older child scrub your face with their bath soap during imaginary bath…

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nope, not bitter at all

Me: What time are we meeting our friends at the Children's museum? 9:00? My Better Half: uh, not til 11:00... Me: <raising one eyebrow> My Better Half: I tried to…

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Got Chuckle?

Does anyone have a recipe for homemade chloroform? I ask because I'm exhausted but I can't sleep. Insomnia + exhaustion is a bad combination. By the way, how do I…

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